If’n there was any time to lend a hand – this would be it…

14Aug/0913

If’n there was any time to lend a hand – this would be it…

Dan and family are going to the National Institutes of Health tonight.

He and his two sons, daughter, and wife will be making their semi-annual pilgrimage to the NIH.

Long story, but part of the reason they remain in VT.

So, Dan won't whore his blog - or hoist his struggles on you all... but I am unashamed as his brother to do so on his behalf.

Please CLICK HERE and know that it is appreciated very much.

I haven't yet gotten thisÂ approved by the Vatican as an official indulgence, but even so...Â

Thank you from the Collins Clan of Vermont.

- Enoch

ps. in Dan's absence (he'll be back on Monday), if any of ya'll would like to send me a piece to post here, please do - matt.ocoileain at gmail dot com

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on an unrelated note, this might be the funniest video I have ever seen in my life. I make all my managers and employees watch it during their indoctrination ... erm ... orientation.

also, and not included in our corporate manual is this, whichI find hilarious. I would suggest clicking on the embedded link in the snopes write-up, as seeing the drawrings of this compaintant along with his hand-scrawled note is absolutely worth it.

then, there's this... which I have posted on before. But still tickles the funnybone. People are insane.

here is a track from last decade - which should make you want to drink

here is a track from last decade - which should make you want to drive

you should not do both at the same time.

Enoch_Root

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Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian
August 14th, 2009 - 09:51

Two things: First, the PayPal link isn’t working.

Second: I hope I make it to the blogroll again as “A Conservative Lesbian.” On both of Dan’s recent moves, as soon as I saw his new location, I updated my blogroll and newsfeed.

And I do wish Dan and his family well.

Cynthia

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Enoch_Root
August 14th, 2009 - 11:24

Cynthia – I am sure you will be on the list – and that’s not only because you are the only conservative lesbian i have even heard of.

it’s because youre hot, lesbian or no. And I like boobies!

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Edgell McHickfistter
August 14th, 2009 - 16:38

First of all can you remove Serr8d’s stupid ass pic; the salad tosser made it so you have to leave comments at his site, and no heterosexual patriotic American would ever lower himself to do that.

Fuckin’ hillbilly queers are the worst, ugh, animal hide wearing, tongue-on-cock, inbred fuckin’ queers – Yuck!

Secondly, Bob, I was reading this article in the NYT and it occurred to me that they were probably making mention of that article in Bloomberg that you were pimping.

Called out! I think you’ve been shamed! Bob, Bob, Bob, if so then they’re inferring you’re spreading propagandist lies! S.H.O.C.K.A.

Why don’t you double check the article you asked me to read versus the one the NYT mentions. I’m altogether paddy simply assuming it is the same and that you’re a cheap-ass American-hating propagandist, haha!

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Edgell McHickfistter
August 14th, 2009 - 17:38

Ah shit. I just noticed a conservo-lesbian named Cynthia posted above. Outside of prying the jizz-covered fingers off a hillbilly’s Smith & Wesson and knockin’ the pop-gun pussy in the eyesockets with his pee-shooter, there’s simply no equal to directing homosexualized defamations at a typical sexually repressed hillbilly swamp rat such Serr8d.

Personally, I don’t actually give two-shits if former Senator and NRA board director Larry Craig entered Serr8d orally and filled his f;abby tummy-tum full with white hot spunk before shooting a second sticky wad into Serr8d via Serr8d’s anus.

Thus, in part, I paint the ignorant country fuck known as Serr8d as a queer for purely rhetorical purposes, just to hurt his wittle feelings, as much as from any sincere suspicion that Serr8d is, in all actuality, a closet jizz-gargling fagtard.

Just wanted to clear that up.

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Edgell McHickfistter
August 14th, 2009 - 18:04

Eno, per your request to post something of actual interest, can we part the Republican trail of tears and move to the sports story of the day, namely that my hero, Michael Vick, signed a contract with the Eagles.

The dog-fightin’ Man is back! You can’t keep a Man with 4.3 pad-speed down. He’s freakin’ Michael Vick, and you’re not. You love your little backyard doggie, but Michael Vick doesn’t like dogs, and all you can do about it is fuck off.

He’s The Man with the golden wheels that you couldn’t hang even after you screamed for his head in your Aryan twang.

Micheal Vick is God, meaning God hath returned to the the NFL. Yay!

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Enoch_Root
August 14th, 2009 - 18:15

Erm…

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Darcy
August 14th, 2009 - 19:14

Thanks for letting us know, Enoch. Wishing Dan and his family well.

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Dan's Brother Enoch
August 14th, 2009 - 19:38

@Darcy
Of course. He’ll be back in ~~full~~ some form or another on Tues or Wed que viene.

In the meantime, anyone wants to have me post something, pls send to me – matt.ocoileain at gmail dot com

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General Tso's Chicken
August 14th, 2009 - 20:36

Thor is jealous of Ned Beatty.

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Enoch_Root
August 16th, 2009 - 09:41

Cynthia –

Blogroll link has been added.

Matt

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