Obama’s Health Care Speech, Condensed
The economy is bad because of Bush. It is pulled back from the brink of disaster because of me. It's still going to be bad for a while. Because of Bush. It's time to look to the future.
Sometimes people are treated badly by insurance companies. That's un-American. Why can't we be more like the rest of the world?
If you have insurance, you'll be able to keep it. If you don't, that's bad, because people who have insurance have to pay for you. That's not fair to the people who pay insurance. Really, it's kind of socialistic. So, I'll make you buy insurance, unless you can't, in which case I'll make other people buy it for you.
I would never do anything that would run up huge deficits. Honest. Also, when they're not stealing your tonsils and hacking off your feet just for the fees, doctors are pretty good people.
There's waste, fraud and abuse in health care, which is why it needs to be taken over by the government.
People who say bad things about my health care plan are liars and dreadful human beings. There needs to be more civility in this discussion. Bush caused 9-11. People who say bad things about my health care plan are trying to scare people, and everybody's going to die if we don't get this thing passed now.
My office has been open to my evil-mongering opponents.
Let's do this for the bloated, corrupt corpse of Teddy Kennedy. He knows the sheer terror and helplessness of coming to and realizing you've left someone to drown in your automobile. It's the American way.
I want to be historic, and if you don't let me, I'm going to stomp my foot take my TelePromTer and go home. The End.
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September 10th, 2009 - 10:08
Time will tell edge,
But it’s not a good sign when AP fact check is talking about all of Obama’s iffy rhetoric, and “The Hill” is wondering just where was the plan that Obama was supposed to unveil. And, when guys like Grahamnesty are finding their resolve stiffened by Obama’s partisan, scolding, and combative style…
I believe we will soon see punkage owing to last night’s speech; but the person being punked might not suit your fancy…
Nice change up of your rhetoric though…
There were more lies in Obama’s speech than ever, and the public is seeing through the sonorous cadence and tone, and acyually listening to what he’s saying. It’s the sign of an epic fail coming for Obama; and a herald of lefty screeching to come…
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September 10th, 2009 - 10:17
You of course find comfort in cheap lies, Bob, you’re probably swiggin’ on a cold tall-boy of lies right now. Who knew you were a mid-day binge liar.
Haha.
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September 10th, 2009 - 10:19
He’s bigger than Reagan, Bob, and a helluva lot brighter.
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September 10th, 2009 - 11:44
thor, you’re insane.
Seek professional help.
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September 10th, 2009 - 12:15
A bigger liar than Reagan, that’s true edge…
But a bigger man? Or posessing a bigger character, and measure of integrity than Ronnie? I don’t think so…
The jury is out on brighter though, I’ll give you that; it takes a powerful intellect to weave as tangled web as Obama has. It’s hard to convince yourself that your lies are true, when all the facts point to a reality that is diametrically opposite…
I’ll just go back to drinking in the truth now…
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September 10th, 2009 - 17:17
Marvellous Dan!
Quoted from and linked to at:
http://www.thecampofthesaints.com/2009.09.06_arch.html#1252593923065
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September 10th, 2009 - 18:55
Obama has lied from the day he started his campaign. He is so full of shit his eyes are brown. Need I say more?
madalyn
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September 10th, 2009 - 20:16
Your breath smells of shit. Spare us.
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September 11th, 2009 - 06:37
Obama’s election was the most racist thing America has ever done as voters put him in office NOT for the strength of his character but FOR the color of his skin. MLK is rolling over in his grave. Now we have an incompetent rookie for president who has surrounded himself with radicals, taking advice from God-only -knows-who, and totally screwing up the nation. He has had to backtrack and cancel so many things and so many appointments that when you look up the definition of “Retraction” in the dictionary it says, “See Obama’s administration”. Hopefully America has learned her lesson, and hopefully we can recover as a nation.
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September 11th, 2009 - 07:16
A brilliant condensation. Can I add one point that I think you left out?
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OBAMA: Republicans insist that reducing health care costs is impossible without reforming our malpractice laws. I’m skeptical, but I’ll think about it. Okay, I thought about it.
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April 16th, 2010 - 15:11
What I still havent figure out about the Obama plan is this part about pre-existing conditions… Is there any lingo in there about if there is a cap on what insurance plans can impose if you have a pre-existing problem?
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