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8Oct/097

David BlahBlahMan

The National Enquirer wants you to believe that David Letterman's fans are stunned that he had sex with a bunch of interns or something, and that his outraged wife didn't know what a bag of scum he was, yadda yadda.

BFD. Caveat emptor. He's scum. He's pretty up front about it. Deal with it.

You need any more help, you just call me, Dave, you scumsucking pig. Love ya!

Dan Collins

Dan Collins is a dude who blogs. He used to blog elsewhere. Now he blogs here.

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  1. I heart Gat-tooth!

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  2. Has anyone complied a list of David Letterman’s top 10 pickup lines?

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  3. You’re not ashamed to admit you’re from Lubbock?

    Even Bobby Knight couldn’t take that town.

    Home to the skank-ugliest topless dancers in Texas.

    Eeeeeh.

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  4. Dave jumped the shark years ago…

    And now, his affair-admitting-self has jumped the shark too…

    Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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  5. In your face Charlie Murphy!

    Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize!

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  6. There’s this great video on sexual harassment in the workplace that david leterman might want to watch
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8zeaYFQMJM

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