Mass of Miscellany

9Oct/098

Mass of Miscellany

because it's Friday.

um, okay...I was more excited when my friend's dad won a few years ago.

Jeb Bush speaks of acne, fashion (kinda) and responsibility.

Now you can really be bluffin' with your muffin (and freak out the neighborhood) for a mere 25 thou.

Speaking of La Gaga, she talks about her monsters (and 8 new songs), but I'm more obsessed with this.

I love the idea of this site, but I'm a braggart like that.

Watch a little live-action footage of the hot hott hawttie who shared a girl with Letterman.

You could for reals not run if you wear these John Galliano muthas from the Fall 2009 collection:

galliano

The Italian pianist version of the Christian Bale freakout.

Heidi Montag wants to introduce you to a rare book she discovered (don't miss the comments).

Speaking of fine literature, I personally recommend a nice bonnet-ripper.

Because I'm sure to sneak in at least one Glennie link per week, here's something adorable.

If you want to see some cool-kid stuff, go here!

Dahlhalla is a professional troublemaker and classical musician living in New York City. Schooled in Seattle (with Liz Mair), and college-d in San Francisco (where she played with the Grateful Dead once, no joke). She truly lives the plots of several telenovellas on a daily basis. Yeah. Just ask any anonymous blogger you know. Currently dating her way through the former Bush Administration, Dahlhalla is gathering enough material to hopefully post more than once every other month. But until then…OMG SHOES.

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Krup Liston
October 9th, 2009 - 05:10

Maybe if you freshen up your manicure you can brave the world knowing Barack Obama is loved by happy people everywhere.

He’s much more popular with the cool kids than you.

Makes your cooties itch, don’t it.

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- Dahlhalla
  October 9th, 2009 - 06:04
  
  heh. you don’t have to remind me how popular he is—I work with cool-kid-zombies every day. the manicure thing is kind of a joke. No nails! I’m a pianist. Long purty nails don’t work so well on the keyboard.
  
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Dan Collins
October 9th, 2009 - 05:19

When you said bonnet ripper, I thought for sure it was going to be “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.”

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- Dahlhalla
  October 9th, 2009 - 06:04
  
  that’s a good one too.
  
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Bob Reed
October 9th, 2009 - 07:05

Nice set of link you got there, Dahlhalla! And those shoes?!? Do people besides Katie Price and Pam Anderson actually wear those things other than on a runway?

But I especially liked the cupcake car, and thought the Lady GaGa pictures were among the best I’ve seen done of her yet.

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Falahime
October 9th, 2009 - 13:28

I won’t lie…the bit I read about the “Bonnet Ripper” really hurt my brain. And is there a IJustMadeLove website for the rest of us, like NopeDidn’tDoItHereEither? I can update people on where I continue to not have sex?

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Strawman
October 9th, 2009 - 19:00

I am not really a fashion maven… are ‘big boy pants’ different from ‘Mom Jeans’? I wonder if he actually owns those? We know he has the Mom Jeans (unless Michele has set them on fire)

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Strawman
October 9th, 2009 - 19:54

Cupcake cars? wowzers… how do I NOT own one of these?

I don’t speak Italian… did that include M-F’r?

heidi montag – I know, I live under a rock… Who dat? and Do I care wat she readin?

Hot, Amish Lit? hold, on brb!

that glenn beck bit was definitely a classic…. cake or pie…. mmmmmmm. One of those rare moments lately when Glenn puts the ‘we are all gonna die’ material on the back burner for a few moments of air time… ah, good times.

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