Meet Robert Gibbs’ Replacement . . .
. . . to accept a position in the newly created Department of Snark. So, without further ado, let me introduce my successor, Robot from "Lost in Space."
GREETINGS! We acknowledge Jake Tapper of ABC News.
Mr. Robot, when I asked your predecessor about the administration's characterization of FOX as not a news organization, he stated . . .
WARNING Jake Tapper of ABC News! DANGER! DANGER! We acknowledge Helen Thomas of Hearst News Service.
The CDC says that the numbers of Swine Flu cases have already peaked, but the President has declared a National Emergency. Can you . . .
WARNING Helen Thomas of Hearst News Services! DANGER! DANGER! The Old Grey Lady ain't what she used to be, Haaaa, ha-ha, ha-ha! We acknowledge Chip Reid of CBS News.
Mr. Robot, it's my understanding that the President went golfing for the 24th time since he took office yesterday. How did he fare?
We are going to give you a mulligan on that question. Ha ha ha!
Okay. Um . . . well a couple of days ago the President stated that climate change skeptics were being marginalized, despite polling data showing that . . .
WARNING Chip Reid of CBS News! DANGER! DANGER!
Mr. Robot, information has recently emerged that Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings was once involved with the radical ACT UP organization, and . . .
We are pleased to let Kevin Jennings speak for himself.
My dear, dear boy . . .
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October 26th, 2009 - 08:03
Well played. Well played.
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October 26th, 2009 - 08:22
The Robot from Lost in Space will clearly be more ruthlessly efficient than Beaker–er, Gibbs. But, gee, those pincers look like they might hurt. Gibbsy, on the other hand, in his bumbling incompetence, always left the delightful impression that we could squish him like a big ol’ grape. Well, all things must pass…
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October 26th, 2009 - 09:48
Dude! I thought Gibbs is a robot…
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October 26th, 2009 - 10:22
Robots wouldn’t stammer as much as Gibbs. They’d just shoot bolts of electricity at offending questioners.
This post’s format is familiar; where have I seen that before? :-) The Glenn Greenwald sockpuppet one was a classic!
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October 26th, 2009 - 11:50
robots on MS Operating Systems might in fact stutter.
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October 26th, 2009 - 12:50
More than likely, they’d drive right off the podium and crash.
It will be a real breakthrough in science when we can get a robot/computer-based unit to talk with a human in natural conversation. Of course, 10 minutes later someone will teach it to lie….
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October 26th, 2009 - 10:45
Gibbs stammers like Jackie Gleason in the old “Honeymooners” TV show…
You ask him a tough question and he start with the, “Hammanah, hammanah, hammanah…”
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October 26th, 2009 - 11:09
Why can’t Dick Cheney hold his head up?
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October 26th, 2009 - 11:19
He can. Especially after unloading on Obama and his administration the other night…
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October 26th, 2009 - 11:21
Don’t tell me Dick shot someone with his bird gun again.
Hahaha.
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October 26th, 2009 - 11:22
touche.
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