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Obama: We are not amused!

All you hicktard rube-racists better watch out for lightning bolts lest you be struck down; for the mighty O! is pissed about wingnut criticism and ridicule following his NYC date night in May.  I mean, c'mon h8ters!  Can't a man just haz him some Broadway?  On all our nickels?

"If I weren't president, I would be happy to catch the shuttle with my wife to take her to a Broadway show, as I had promised her during the campaign, and there would be no fuss and no muss and no photographers,"

If you weren't President...If you weren't President...Just let me savor that thought for but a fleeting moment...But you are mister President, unfortunately, and you have acquired a reputation for willingly spouting whoppers, no matter how inane, in order to make whatever point you wish at a particular moment. Sure Mr. Obama, we all believe that if you were just a regular schnook, instead of a Presidential one, that you and Chewie would be jetsetting all over the country for date night, complete with personal limos and such, to all sorts of highbrow events.  That the FWOTUS would be taking vacations to Europe on a lark.  Because there are just so many accounts on record of you all doing just that, that it is...Oh, wait...There is just about nothing on the record of your past, that you'll allow in the light of day, so no one can be really sure of what you did or didn't do.

All we know is that it wasn't enough for you to see a movie in the opulent White House media room, or to take in a show at Ford's theater or the Kennedy Center-like past Presidents have.  As a matter of fact, that's one thing we do know, that you needn't adhere to any previous tradition or protocol; that only the bling-iest, bestest, over the top is good for you and the Wooky.  And you needn't produce any of your records or verify your personal history, like any of your predecessors did, nor bother with that old fashioned notions of, you know, telling the truth, carrying yourself with dignity, or acting like the President of all America instead of just the progressive Democrats.  No, you don't have to do any of that; you're the better of all your predecessors. Hey, you're Cicero and Caesar all rolled up in one...

All you have to do is lecture and scold the American people when they don't buy the snake oil you're selling.  To vilify and try to diminish and marginalize all who publicly disagree with you, whether they be individual, association, or legitimate media outlet.  And stamp your feet and shake your fists in the privacy of your quarters when people use the same tactics you and yours have used for the last 25 years, the ones you used to smooth your way into that White mansion at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue; the ones that you and the liberal Democrats transformed from being scurrilous and petty into mainstream criticism.  To you, turnabout is not fair play, but some dastardly racist wingnut plot; a meme that is starting to wear thin with the public.

You made the bed sir, so enjoy laying in it.

Rocketman