So Wrong On So Many Levels

13Oct/095

So Wrong On So Many Levels

I can't think of anything right about this business.

A guy wants his girlfriend back. He goes into her place and waits for her. She refuses to take him back. He thwacks her around, then when she runs to call for help, he impales her pet fish in the floor with a knife.

That's sad enough as it is, but as you read this piece, please consider every detail, including that his probation is for stabbing the fish (and the photo, of course).

And guys, let this be a lesson. After she's broken up with you, no stabbing her fish. Got it?

Dan Collins

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Larry Sheldon
October 13th, 2009 - 21:14

Not at all clear what your point is.

But I guess I’ll never know.

I’m out.

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Mr. Bingley
October 14th, 2009 - 04:22

The judge ordered Fite to stay away from Harris, but said he could have contact with fish.

I’m sure the Rev. Al Carpton will lead a protest march against this blatant injustice.

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Joe
October 14th, 2009 - 08:12

Well this is Oregon, you can’t deny even a criminal contact with salmon can you? That would be wrong.

This guy deserved to be punished. The fish thing just shows was a dangerous nut job he is.

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guinsPen
October 14th, 2009 - 09:41

I donlt know what his 40 time is, but his character certainly fits the NFL.

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tree hugging sister
October 14th, 2009 - 11:21

Bingley doesn’t look like that! He’s a beta male.

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