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The 12 Labors of Obamakles
You all recall the 12 Labors of Herakles, the greatest of Greek heroes. Now that a demi-god walks among us, it's time for comparisons. Consider, and suggest, the 12 greatest labors of Obamakles.
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October 9th, 2009 - 18:22
One great labor of Obamakles: getting an unrepentant domestic terrorist to ghost-write his biography.
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October 9th, 2009 - 21:01
Cleaning out the
Augean StablesAmerican taxpayers…Like or Dislike:
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October 9th, 2009 - 21:42
During the campaign he siezed
Hippolyte’s BeltHillary’s tummy control top pantyhose and defeated theAmazonsPuma’s…Like or Dislike:
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October 9th, 2009 - 21:55
Also, during the campaign he captured
The Cattle of Geryonthe evangelical and Catholic voters…Like or Dislike:
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October 10th, 2009 - 02:58
I am told that Obama once had to wipe his own ass.
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October 10th, 2009 - 06:55
You would’ve figured that with so many willing oblameless asskissers, there’d be people more than happy to give zero a rimjob.
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October 10th, 2009 - 12:09
-Convincing the clinging Typical White Persons to vote for him.
-Battling the raaaaacists who don’t want to see Obamacare pass.
-Resisting Janeane Garofalo’s advances.
-Finding a place to hide where Michelle can’t nag him so he gets a few minutes of friggin’ peace!
-Having to deal with inferior people [ie: the rest of the human race].
-Having to waste so much time being re-elected when he should, like Caesar, have been Appointed Dictator-For-Life by now.
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October 10th, 2009 - 15:02
Quoted from and linked to at:
SOME CAT NAMED OBAMACULES
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October 10th, 2009 - 23:23
feats so difficult that they seemed impossible
Educate thor.
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