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12Nov/097

MILF Rebel Kidnappers Welcome

What an unfortunate story.

“I don’t know who kidnapped me…," said the 79-year-old priest during a press conference at the Villamor Air Base in Pasay City...

If I were to be kidnapped by a band of MILFs, I would be completely okay with it. But then, I am not a priest.

The luck of the Irish - for him at least...

"I have no desire to leave [my work in the Philippines], although I don't think they'll kidnap me again. I think if they wanted to kidnap somebody they'd be inclined to go for a much younger man because I was not able always to ... keep going - I often had to rest..."

A simple search of the term "MILF" makes me very jealous of the good priest.  I didn't know this group was so active... and flexible... and such good sports. Kind of smashes the stereotype of the typical Muslim Extremist.

Enoch_Root

AKA. Bobby Donn Brubaker (the most popular man in Mesa, AZ), the Umbrella of Terror, Jack Ketch.

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  1. You had me at “MILF Rebel Kidnappers…”

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  2. after doing a google search for MILF, i think i may go to the philippines and become a MILF hunter, just in case another priest gets kidnapped.

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  3. I might become a MILF recruiter.

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  4. Finally, a rebel group that can unite the entire world.

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  5. I’m new to this fine blog, so I’ve really got to ask a question-Are U a Cryptonomicon devotee? Do ya fondly remember the Philipines? Have a hankering to scuba dive in Manila Bay?

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