POWIP Piece of Work In Progress – Former Abode of Dan Collins

Dear China

Dear China -

We are writing to inform you that the republic known as the United States of America has passed away.

The United States of America ("Decedent") passed away without any estate to speak of - or heirs.

We know this will come as a bit of a shock to you, given the amount of business the Decedent and your fine country did together over the last couple decades of Decedent's life.

We thought to alert you of the death of Decedent, so as you might know to cancel all credit cards (lest they fall into the wrong hands), lines of credit (again, lest they be abused), etc.

This notification seemed like the least we could do.

We appreciate your consideration and losing our number in advance!

The inhabitants of the region between Canada and Mexico

Enoch_Root

Person with kids,a beautiful wife, a job. Catholic of the Latin Rite.

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