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I may have gone too far, but I could have gone farther.

My sources deep inside the White House have given me an exclusive copy of the first draft of Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize speech he delivered in Oslo, Norway this morning.  Enjoy, America!

Transcript

Your Majesties, Your Royal Highnesses, Desperate and Gullible members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, stupid Americans and citizens of the world who have seamlessly fallen under my spell:

I receive this honor with little gratitude,  feigned humility and while wearing your mom’s jeans.  It is an award that used to speak to our highest aspirations, but hasn’t meant sh** since you started giving it to terrorists and incompetent peanut farmers.  The actions of world leaders have become meaningless, since I can now bend history in whichever direction I please.  Where my NBC White House correspondents at?

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Kill Truck

KillTruck is a wife, mother, blogger and native midwesterner now living in Eastern Washington state. She writes about politics, pop culture, parenting, wifing and a few other subjects she has no authority to write about. She has macabre fascinations with prostitution and/or cannibalism. In her free time she enjoys eating and/or drinking her feelings, liveblogging Lifetime movies, thinking about Scott Brown and mocking things she doesn’t understand.

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