POWIP Piece of Work In Progress – Former Abode of Dan Collins

Weather Would Be Crazy to Obstruct Bill

Harry Reid: Oh, no! No recess for you, Joe Lieberman. What are you reading?
Lieberman: It's a CBO report. It's really fascinating. It says that the costs of ObamaCare are actually going to be . . .
Reid: Put that thing down, and vote in favor!
Lieberman: I don't like single-payer health care. I don't want to be a Progressive.
Elves: Joe doesn't want to be a Progressive!
Reid: A fiscal conservative?! Liberals are supposed to wiggle their ears, eat the shit sandwiches we serve them, and vote for what we tell them to. Now finish up, or you'll be late for Obama Worship! *slam*

Lieberman: Oh, what's the use? I'll never be good at Obama Worship. I'm . . . Independent!

Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho,
We're Obama's elves!

Obama: Whatever.  I give the best gifts. *leaves*
Valerie Jarrett: Oh, he's just got a bug up his ass because Chavez mocked him. I thought you guys sounded terrific.

Ah, such is the life of an Independent.

But don't worry: Valerie will have Obama all jollied up by Christmas time! It's always the same. Not like that year it snowed in Washington, DC, and Health Care was cancelled by Republican Obstruction . . .

What? You've never heard of Republican Obstruction? Well, pull up an iceberg and let me tell you the story!

You know Daschle, Pelosi and Nadler and Sanders,
Leahy, Kanjorski, and Cooperson Anders,
But do you recall the most famous Se-na-tor of all?

[musical interlude]

Brrrrrrr . . . it freezes my nutsickles even to think about it!

To be continued . . .

Dan Collins

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