POWIP Piece of Work In Progress

24Jan/103

NFL Conference Championship pick-ems

So it's the day of the conference championship games, and I must admit that all my dogs are out of the fight and on the porch with the rest of the losers making tee-times.  But, we can all still have a favorite, even if it is based on vengeful motivations.   I am aware that the two principle authors of POWIP are die-hard Packer fans, and as such may be hard pressed to favor the vikings in any fashion-regardless if, and maybe especially because, Favre is milking that duck.

Me?  Even though my rational mind knows that the Ravens deserved to lose to Indy, Peyton being his fantabulous self and the Ravens coughing the ball up enough times to statistically deserve the loss; I'm still rooting for the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets to prevail on the AFC side.  In the NFC, notwithstanding my respect and admiration for Dan and Enoch, I'll be sidin' with the Vikings for a variety of reasons; a few of which are Adrian Peterson, Percy Harvin, and Jared Allen!

 Of course, those are just code words, to be sure, delivered with a wink-and-a-nod, since we know all true conservatives, being the knuckle-dragging, misogynistic, running-dog-capitalist, neo-confederate, hatey RAAAAAAAACISTS! , could never root for the team that is not only from a city predominantly populated by black folks, but that has also attracted such luminary hangers-on as Spike Lee and Brad Pitt.  Also, the Viking logo is a secret symbol are neo-confederate aryans everywhere, in case you hadn't heard...

So I'm on the Jets bandwagon, for the vendetta, and the Vikes bandwagon for, you know, fun and racism...

Who are you favoring?  And, what are your reasons (if any)?  All answers are welcome; even if it's because you bookie gave you great odds and a boatload of points!

So to all: Enjoy the games, and your well earned day of rest!

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  1. I always knew you were a racist. You are friends with Robert Stacy McCain. The fact you even watch American football makes you a racist. You probably support Vlaams Belang. Real men ride bikes. Or take beach photos. Or get husky, fat and puffy behind a key board.

    And you gave me that dipping pudding under false pretenses when I was hanging out outside the Scott Brown victory party (they would not let me in). You did not tell me you, did things to it, before I ate it. Damn you. Your sweaty salty balls were in my pudding! I will not forgive you for that Collins. Not ever.

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  2. And Rocketman, same to you too. Racist, Racist, Racist.

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  3. here’s who I’d like to win:

    Jets
    Saints

    here’s who’s going to win:

    Colts
    Saints

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