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Dislazterus

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Obeyme: Lazarus, arise!
Lazarus: ahhh, fer feckssake, not again...
Obeyme: We have decided a resurrection is in order!
Lazarus: but sire, the last time we tried this I got the distinct feeling...
Obeyme: Silence! You will obey!
Lazarus: I'm just sayin' I didn't go over so well the last time - or the time after that - and I tire of being dug up time and again.
Obeyme: STFU! You will riiiiiise!
Lazarus: eeeeeh gads! What the hell is that?
Obeyme: you dare ask ME questions?
Lazarus: that! the shrink-wrapped graveyard over there...
Obeyme: Oh... erm... that's Nancy.
Lazarus: Oh... and, if I might, who the hell is that creepy fellow behind you?
Obeyme: Oh, him? He's not important. Now rise!
Lazarus: no. why should I?
Obeyme: because I command it!
Lazarus: and who the feck are you?
Obeyme: I am He.
Lazarus: no you're not.
Obeyme: I am so.
Lazarus: No... you are not.
Obeyme: I went to all the right churches. I attended all the right schools. And parties. I am He.
Lazarus: oh, brother. What is with you people?
Obeyme: I am not your brother. And what do you mean by "you people?"
Lazarus: I mean that ever since the real Him brought me back to life, you people have been hassling me.
Obeyme: Look. It's a very, ummmmmm, complicated issue. You just need to trust me. I don't have the time or inclination to explain it to you. Just get out of the ground already.
Lazarus: I will not.
Obeyme: Oh, come on! Do you know who I am?
Lazarus: I know who you are not...
Obeyme: Look. We need you. I am not going to lie to you. We need you.
Lazarus: You do not need me. And, believe me, you don't want me to rise and walk among you.
Obeyme: Oh, come on... pleeeeaaase? We do. We do need you.
Lazarus: Do you know what you are saying? You know after He raised me from the dead I went on to have a pretty normal life. But then, well, things went downhill from there.
Obeyme: What?
Lazarus: Yeah. Got a real bad case of the Leprosy... and later some complications due to a really bad case of plague.
Obeyme: Look. To be honest, I just need you to get up and walk around a little. A photo op. Then, if you find you like it among the living, you can hang out.
Lazarus: did you hear what I just said?
Obeyme: About the plague?
Lazarus: yeah.

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