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(Did you see that 3rd commenter’s user pic? Uyraell, I mean. Now there’s some need for further evolutions… )

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I wonder who is fatter, dicentra or Blob. Two jeebus howling geniuses unable to figure when to roll themselves away from the all-u-can-eat Chinese buffet. 300-pounds of neurotic, and still growing.

Well, Dan, almost time to hit the story line. Take a minute for the fiber and coffee to work its magic. Do be thoughtful and light a match.

I’ll check back.

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About time Soldier! We need you manning the Missile Silo. The crazy progs have gone from passing bills without reading them to passing bills without voting on them.

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Besides, I’ll be posting again starting in the next few days. I’ve been busy with a project as well as with lent devotions, ministries, and outreach services to the poor and less fortunate. In fact I need to hit the rack as tomorrow I’m making gallons of soup for an outreach supper we’ve been holding at the parish.

We fund it all out of our own pockets; no government funds here. We’re not distributing other peoples money, just giving of our treasure, time, and talents to serve others…

You see, it’s real easy to give away other peoples money, like Obama and Biden, who give comparitively little of their own money to charity; but harder to reach in your own pocket.

You ought to try a little charity and charitable behavior-especially during lent. Look on the positive side of things-say something nice for a change!

It’ll make you feel better, and will make someone else feel better too; and isn’t what it’s all about?

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So, like, I get up in the morning to check my bank account and read some of the morning news so as to make sure the world hasn’t blown up under my feet and sometimes I’ll do a Collins Watch to make sure my favorite Vermont Minuteman-rube is still bleating. Can’t say I actually read him much anymore for Dan’s full misery of tortured victimhood BS doesn’t sit well on a empty stomach, as well you all know. But this morning I posted a bow-tied turd instructing Dan to hurry up and freshen up his web page with some of his patently effete and factually challenged elitism. The sarcastic rub is that I’m code-speaking, of course, and outright commanding Collins to plug his dripping douche hole.

The man listened. Wallah! Not one freakin’ post from Dan!

The day is here, good people, our little pagan Collins is finally going to follow the course! Take his marching orders! Abide his command!

Dan, tomorrow we get up early, 5:30. You’ll scan the NYT, WSJ, HuffPo and Politico and nothing else. Bowl of bran-spiked cereal, one apple or banana, your choice, and coffee, black, no additives and a glass of OJ or apple juice, again, your choice. At 6:30 am you will begin to write a comparative narrative discussing the benefits to society of socialized medicine versus the dynamic loss to society of countless persons possessing untold human potential all as a consequence of our failed, corrupt and wholly un-Christian capitalist payment system.

7:45, bam, hit enter and post that bad bitch. Re-read for typos. 8:00, time to freshen up the resume while listening to some jam. Grab your earbuds and your I-phone, download Slacker app and set to toe tapping to a alternative rock channel.

8:35, shower and tooth brush time is here!

9:00, yellow pad, pencil, list must-do-s for today followed by inane family requests that never get done.

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