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Hit Me With Your Breast Shot

Women's boxing at the 2012 London Olympics?

Thanks to Stacy for the recognition. I live for that shit.

Nothing against Uschi Digard -- "When I was a kid, women had saggy boobs and we LIKED it!" -- but Dan Collins at Piece of Work in Progress has upped the game:

http://theothermccain.com/2010/03/08/dan-collins-is-out-of-control/

I hate to encourage further volleys in the Cleavage Wars but . . . well, actually, I don't hate it that much, but it's important for me to pretend to hate it, so that you guys bear the horrible soul-racking guilt for this degradation of the blogosphere, and I get to claim I tried to stop it.

Therefore, whatever you do, Bob, don't post any more of those old-school pinups with their nostalgically saggy breasts. And Dan, resist any future temptation to full toplessness, but if you can't resist, I've always preferred larger aureolas, at least a silver dollar. IYKWIMAITYD.

Shame! Shame on you! How dare you -- you --- you hypocrites!

-- RSM

It was the War Stace! The War!

I did what I had to do to win the right for women to be proud of what God gave them, so that they could wear halter tops with pride!

To make the world safe for natural cleavagocracy!

I did it for the children!

God have mercy on my soul - I did love it so.

Bob

PS: Silver dollar minimum size you say?

Where were you in the Wobble Wars?

Dan Collins

Dan Collins is a dude who blogs. He used to blog elsewhere. Now he blogs here.

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