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Tiny Gangster (Ballad for Rahm)

[with apologies to Bernie Taupin]

Chi-Town hustler, DC muscler, the President’s Chief of "Staff"
Always wired, feared, admired, really have got to laugh
Ballerina, who’d sell his grandma, to get what he demands
And now he’s naked, godforsaken, I’m just glad it ain’t his gland

Fuckin’ retards, leftist douchebags
Thought Baracky was a God
They’re complainin’, public option
Won’t be included in the law

Foul-mouthed Rahm, he drops the f-bomb
In the auditorium
They’re surprised, hadn’t surmised
They’d get tossed under the bus

But oh how it feels so odd
Standing here by the shower
Dripping--and then I hear him, when he says loudly
(When he says) threat’ningly

"Listen up you fucking asshole
You’d better vote for healthcare reform
If you don’t then I will screw you
Just like Massa had his ass reamed"

Chi-Town hustler, DC muscler, Obama’s Chief of Staff
Always wired, feared, admired, really have got to laugh
Ballerina, who’d sell his grandma, to get what he demands
Put on some clothes, cover your hose, Tiny Gangster right-hand man

Iowahawk sends along:

Oh Candy Crowley have you seen them yet,
Oh but they're so spent out.
Buh-buh-buh-Baracky and the Jets.
O but they're weird and they're wonderful,
Baracky is a-really keen
He's got the Prada boots
Versace suits
And some JCPenney mommy jeans.

Dan Collins

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