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27Apr/102

Boobquake Causes Volcano Eruption

Or could it be too much firecrotch?

The Santiaguito volcano showered sand and ash Monday over a large area of western Guatemala in an "unusual" and "violent" eruption, the national seismological institute said.

Sometimes I feel as though I were living in an alternate universe, scripted by the Southern Poverty Law Center. But what, on the other hand, if this is Gaia's expression of resistance to phallogocentrism? Then, I think the imam's got a little 'splaining to do, because the patriarchy operates like a giant organized crime syndicate (that, according to certain Obama advisers and op-ed scribblers, we ought to be more like).

Chastity, shmastity . . . titty. The imam has awakened a tempest in a D-cup.

Carry on, carry on: better the devils you manufacture.

Dan Collins

Dan Collins is a dude who blogs. He used to blog elsewhere. Now he blogs here.

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  1. Tempest in a D-cup…Awesome pithy turn of the phrase Dan.

    Wasn’t that a movie title? Not that I would have direct knowledge, mind you.

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