POWIP Piece of Work In Progress – Former Abode of Dan Collins

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   Prophet Mohammed
   April 26th, 2010 - 10:34

   I was a cat person. It is well known that I doted on my cat, Muezza:

   When call to prayers was announced Muezza was asleep on one of the sleeves of the Prophet’s robes. The Prophet wanted to wear the robe to go to prayers. Rather than disturb Muezza Mohammed cut off the sleeve to leave Muezza in peace. … Mohammed was so attached to his cat that when he gave sermons he let Muezza rest on his lap and he also drank from water previously drunk by his cat.

   Dogs however suck. They are vile filthy creatures and very stupid. Cats are smart. Dogs not so much. Kittens are adorable. Jews, Christians and dogs, not so much.

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   Prophet Mohammed
   April 26th, 2010 - 10:36

   Yes I drank out of the cat bowl. You have a problem with that?

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     Enoch_Root
     April 26th, 2010 - 11:32

     Hey PM, take it easy big fella… back up a step. No need to blow up like that! I mean really… talk about a short fuse! You’re as sensitive as a case of old dynamite!

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   Prophet Mohammed
   April 26th, 2010 - 15:37

   Do not condescend to me Enoch. I know your type, oh yes I know your type, you are like that Allahpundit, a dog lover.

   Dogs smell badly. Cats are so neat and clean.

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   Joe
   April 26th, 2010 - 22:00

   A member of al Qaeda in Iraq walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

   “What are you so happy about, Abdul?” Asks the Imam.

   “Well, I’ll tell you,” replies Abdul. “I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised – we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!”

   “By the most Merciful,” exclaimed the Imam, “you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?”

   Abdul grimaced, “By the Jinn, I do not know – I never found her head.”

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   Joe
   April 26th, 2010 - 22:01

   Q. How do you raise the IQ of Saudi Arabia?

   A. Let Jews move there.

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