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There But for the Grace of God

Let's be honest: which of us hasn't contemplated inserting a live eel up the butt of a passed-out drinking buddy?

Friends don't let friends insert live eels up the butts of other passed out friends. Period.

Via Enoch, the first comment at the Daily Caller post:

Another graphic example of why the Safe Fisting and Insertion seminars are so important to be offered at the elementary and middle school levels. I am sure that this is merely the result of a lack of education, “straight talk about eels” pamphlets, and a shortage of funding for the helping professions, no doubt brought on by 40 years of Republican indifference. Safe Animal Insertion is No Accident!

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