Profiling David Weigel – Dickface

26Jun/1016

Profiling David Weigel – Dickface

I thought I'd do a little exercise in profiling.

Contemplative Secularist - Played Varsity Waterpolo in Prep School

And these are just guesses, as I don't know this punk from Adam - though I am sure I have met him more than 3,000 times.

1) Owns a Mac

2) Drives a VW (possibly an Audi)

3) Listens to The Smiths and The Cure - occasionally, 10,000 Maniacs - but is crazy about the Counting Crows

4) Drinks Frappes - pressed by hand!

5) Reads Esquire Magazine

6) Wears Sandals

7) Has a couple Black friends (token, of course)

8 ) Hates his Step Dad

9) Uses terms like, "Bucket List" and "Objectification"

10) Begins any answer with"So...."

11) Doesn't drink Domestic Beer - But loooooved Zima!

12) Hasn't been to Temple in a long time

13) Plays Fantasy Soccer

14) Thinks male on female oral sex is gross - but "not that there's anything "wrong" with it"

15) Straightens his hair - is a wiz with a clothes iron

16) Shaves his manscape - and claims he shaves his legs because he is an avid bicyclist

17) Likes it with the lights off

18) Is pondering Belgium or possibly Israel for his next "getaway" - he works so hard, you see

19) Wouldn't be caught dead eating grilled cheese and tomato soup - what the heck are tater tots?

20) Thinks Flyover country is quaint - although Chicago is cool!

21) Prefers Pepsi, if forced to choose

22) Hates the Pope, but is very interested in Kabbalah - it's so, I don't know, avant gard.

23) is "sooo outta here"

24) can't name the Supreme Court Justices

Predictable.

h/t Daily Caller

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fishman
June 26th, 2010 - 15:38

23)parents both teachers, public schools, retired at 45.

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- Enoch_Root
  June 26th, 2010 - 15:39
  
  BINGO – I missed that one.
  
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happyfeet
June 26th, 2010 - 15:41

I didn’t exactly score a zero.

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- Enoch_Root
  June 26th, 2010 - 15:46
  
  me neither – I hate his step-dad too.
  
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Dave C
June 26th, 2010 - 15:42

Claims to be a Libertarian in the hopes he scores better deals on weed.

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happyfeet
June 26th, 2010 - 16:59

oops that caption says “Washington Post reporter”

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Joe
June 26th, 2010 - 17:02

I give Stacy McCain credit for not kicking the dirty fuck when he is down. I give you credit for doing it instead. Weigel should recognize that tollerance is a good thing. So is objectivity. Catch it.

BTW: Off topic but I love this quote on why Penn Gilette will not criticize Islam, but loves that Christians are cool when he goes after them.

You do go after Christians, though … Teller and I have been brutal to Christians, and their response shows that they’re good fucking Americans who believe in freedom of speech. We attack them all the time, and we still get letters that say, “We appreciate your passion. Sincerely yours, in Christ.” Christians come to our show at the Rio and give us Bibles all the time. They’re incredibly kind to us. Sure, there are a couple of them who live in garages, give themselves titles and send out death threats to me and Bill Maher and Trey Parker. But the vast majority are polite, open-minded people, and I respect them for that.

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- Mike LaRoche
  June 26th, 2010 - 20:29
  
  Penn Jillette is just a jumped-up circus clown and a low-rent bigot, deserving of no one’s respect.
  
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Dan Collins
June 26th, 2010 - 17:02

I have a Mac and drive a VW.

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- enoch_root
  June 26th, 2010 - 18:00
  
  but your tastes in music are impeccable
  
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happyfeet
June 26th, 2010 - 17:15

I thought you drove a subaru.

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- Dan Collins
  June 26th, 2010 - 18:17
  
  Yeah, for a long time.
  
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Buelldawg
June 26th, 2010 - 18:42

Phew…none of these apply to me! LOL! Funny list Enoch!

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richard mcenroe
June 26th, 2010 - 19:57

Golly,Miss Lane, isn’t it strange how you never see Dave Weigel and Charlie Sheen together?

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KillTruck
June 27th, 2010 - 18:23

3,6,10,17,21

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Martin
June 29th, 2010 - 00:03

Brilliant.

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