Damn Christians
Last week I had a series of interesting sales calls (meetings).
One with a business founded and run by Antiochian Orthodox and another with a Lutheran Church (Wisconsin Synod = Conservatives).
In both cases, we were able to speak (and joke) about the schisms (yes, they came up in conversation - go figure). As you know I am Latin Rite.
I was very impressed by both sets of people - warm, loving, caring, welcoming, interested, engaging.
I have said before that I believe we will eventually be forced to align ourselves in this generation with the Forces of Light or alternatively the Black Tide. I believe that this sense is universal among Christians. And because of it, there is a lot more tolerance among the various flavors. I am beginning to like most all of them damnable Christians...
We will need each other desperately when the time comes. Maybe this is how the old wounds will be healed. With Christ at the center and the Enemy at the gate.





July 26th, 2010 - 05:40
They don’t call ‘em universal truths for nothing.
(Your linky to Latin Rite doesn’t work. Maybe this is what you wanted ?)
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July 26th, 2010 - 06:13
Fixed – and thank you.
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July 26th, 2010 - 07:37
Often one has to choose a side, and during trial and tribulation, the ancient middle-eastern tradition applies, “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”.
You’re probably right about the recionciliation of the schismatics; all rallying to the side of The Lord to oppose the forces of the fallen one.
Maybe another encouraging sign that the quickening is upon us.
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July 26th, 2010 - 07:43
I am more than ready – let’s rock.
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July 26th, 2010 - 12:49
Dear Neighbor,
You’ve probably heard the strange sounds and lights coming from my garage at odd hours.
I have been placing the finishing touches on my molecular scrambler Jesus machine.
It’s with great joy that I can finally announce the machine is now in working order.
Now I can subject anyone who believes in Jesus to a eternal state of suspended terror with a simple pull of the trigger. Don’t ask how, patents are still pending.
Have you ever watched gay porn while hanging upside down by your ankles? I’m just saying it might get uncomfortable after a few hours, and eternity is longer than that.
BTW, I’m having a bring your own salad and sides BBQ at 6:30 this Sunday in my backyard, if you’re interested. The slip’n'slide is now fixed, so bring the kids!
Friends4Life,
Your Neighbor
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July 26th, 2010 - 12:53
Dear AntiChrist – thx a ton for thinking of us! I’ll be bringing my 5 kids and a brick. The brick is to impart the sign of the Cross on your forehead. The kids will turn any 10 minute span into an actual eternity.
Looking forward to meeting you and your “assistant” – I’ll bring all of my shoes too.
Your old friend,
Enoch
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July 27th, 2010 - 06:54
Enoch: Wouldn’t it be proper to call his house the ‘Legion Hall’?
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July 27th, 2010 - 08:54
Likely – How do Mr. Belvedere?
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July 29th, 2010 - 15:52
I do…SOS, don;t ya know. How be you?
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July 29th, 2010 - 20:30
Groovy Mr. Belvedere – just groovy.
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July 27th, 2010 - 09:58
This WASP approves this message.
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