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Solutions for Leftists – Shopping Wal-Mart without Any of Your Friends Knowing

Here at POWIP, we pride ourselves on being "part of the solution." This is the first part in a series of posts aimed at creating real-world solutions for our dreamy, rose-colored-glasses friends.

The Problem: Karl would like to continue shopping at Wal-Mart. But just last week, he was nearly found out when the mother of a friend of his kids from soccer club came strolling down aisle 4.  She makes a mean cheesecake, to be sure, but she was hardly unrecognizable in her disguise (sweat pants and Packers jersey... with some hideous flip-flops). Karl, knowing it was her, quickly ducked behind a rack of notepads. She passed without incident. But it was enough to put the fear of Gaea into him.

Solution: for our liberal friends who embrace the idea of boycotting Wal-Mart - but continue to shop there in spite of the grave risk of being outed by their friends and neighbors (and the ensuing scandal), we provide the following interactive Wal-Mart Store Finder:

POWIP.com

Please also find the following helpful links for those who desire a higher degree of anonymity:

Costumes

Car Rental (with discount coupons)

Enjoy your schlepping with the Common Man!

Respectfully,

the Pleebs of POWIP.

NOTE: next in our series - "How to Remove the Embarrassing Smell of Tater Tots from Your Home"

Enoch_Root

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