Today on craigslist: Hey there stranger, let’s go camping

27Jul/108

Today on craigslist: Hey there stranger, let’s go camping

This could be you Jerry Wilson!

A mature, hetero man from the San Francisco Bay area is looking for 3 complete strangers with $300 a piece to go freaking Yosemite National Park with him. He's not just taking first come first serve. He's briefly meeting all the applicants and will pick the three that are the "best fit" (for his steamer trunk).

UPDATE by Dan: With no connection, expressed or implied, to Jerry Wilson:

Further, Li knew or ought to have known that "parading around with the decapitated head and showing off the decapitated head, the cutting off of Tim McLean's nose, ears, tongue, the cannibalizing of Tim McLean's eyes and heart in plain view of the plaintiff would cause nervous shock and post-traumatic stress disorder," the documents says.

That's, like, metacrazy.

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Bob Reed
July 27th, 2010 - 10:28

He couldn’t pay me to cross the street with him! much less go into the woods for 7 days.

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Enoch_Root
July 27th, 2010 - 11:28

wow

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Jerry Wilson
July 27th, 2010 - 11:57

Given that my definition of camping is the amount of time it takes me to walk from the car to the hotel, I’d hazard a guess I wasn’t the one who placed the ad.

Does sound all too San Francisco Bay Area-ish, though.

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Andrew Sullivan
July 27th, 2010 - 12:20

Sounds like fun. Reminds me of Blair Witch Project meets…well me!

Can beagles go to National Parks?

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- KillTruck
  July 27th, 2010 - 13:59
  
  If they can find their way out of Sarah Palin’s uterus they can.
  
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Andrew Sullivan
July 27th, 2010 - 12:21

There are bears in the woods of Yosemite, right?

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Charles Johnson
July 27th, 2010 - 17:09

That guy sounds and looks a lot like me. Lets’ go bike camping!

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Wilhemina Goldyn
August 7th, 2011 - 17:41

i went to high school with devier. he is an awesome football player and deserves more opportunities on the field. he was awesome in high school and im sure he is still awesome now. No doubt.

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