Boob Apron (NSFW)

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Boob Apron (NSFW)

Dan Collins

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Bob Reed
September 2nd, 2010 - 07:27

A dastardly device meant to obscure the natural beauty of God’s creation that surrounds devilishly clever, rougishly handsome, and disarmingly charming, er, gentleman such as me. Oops, I seem to have left “humble” out of that string of adjectives; I cant imagine why…

This shold be banned, BANNED! I tell you, from polite society just as DDT, Malathione, and other pest controls that have been judged harmful to society at large.

My best to all POWIP authors and readers.

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- Dan Collins
  September 2nd, 2010 - 07:32
  
  Bob! What’s up?
  
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- Danger
  September 2nd, 2010 - 08:23
  
  Yeah Bob,
  
  What’s up? Where ya been?
  Abe and I searched high and low (mostly low;) for ya in NYC.
  
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Bob Reed
September 2nd, 2010 - 09:06

Hey Gents,
Sorry to disappear off the face of the internet connected earth for the past 6 weeks or so, but I was TDY 1400 miles to the west; honoring the last wishes of a dearly departed uncle, God rest his soul, by helping his daugter, my first cousin, out of an gordian-knot-like jam that she and her husband had gotten themselves into.

I won’t go into all the details, especially in a public space, owing to promises of discretion I made to all parties involved; but will ultimately give you a more complete run-down privately by e-mail. After 6 weeks incommunicado, I have a ton of correspondance to answer.

I Hope my abrubt dissapearance didn’t leave y’all wondering too much.

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Danger
September 2nd, 2010 - 10:56

Well Bob, Abe Froman and I (fueled by a few frosty bevereges) debated whether you were some Covert CIA Agent or International Man of Mystery ;^).

Of course you could be one of these guys. Please tell me Mrs. Reed is not a Blouger;)

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- Dan Collins
  September 2nd, 2010 - 11:07
  
  I was convinced that Bob was being security for a candidate on Long Island.
  
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Snaqwells
September 2nd, 2010 - 13:51

If more men would learn to be discreet when they take a peek, this wouldn’t be necessary.

Sorry

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agile_dog
September 2nd, 2010 - 15:46

What a buzzkill that thing is.

Although, a plaid version for certain men with moobs might not be such a bad idea……

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Falahime
September 2nd, 2010 - 16:17

Hilarious! Is this really a problem? I mean, why would I spend money on all those low-cut shirts if I didn’t want people looking at my boobs? Wouldn’t I just buy a decent shirt instead of buying a v-neck and then a boob apron to cover myself up?

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KillTruck
September 2nd, 2010 - 17:53

I bet most of the girls that buy that have small ones.

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- Bob Reed
  September 3rd, 2010 - 05:38
  
  Agreed. They’re attaching to their Victoria’s secret push-up bras to cover up the sought after cleavage that they don’t want anyone looking at…
  
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enoch_root
September 2nd, 2010 - 19:57

I will gladly offer my services as a Boob Apron for 1/4 the cost.

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Charles Johnson
September 3rd, 2010 - 00:26

I do not care for boobs.

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- enoch_root
  September 3rd, 2010 - 04:41
  
  racist!
  
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- Danger
  September 3rd, 2010 - 06:22
  
  Mamarast!
  
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- agile_dog
  September 3rd, 2010 - 09:05
  
  You ARE a boob! So you are a self-hater? :-)
  
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