POWIP Piece of Work In Progress – Former Abode of Dan Collins

NEW from POWIP!

Initiative: Productizing Dan

Product Title: The Virtual Pet Dan

Version: The Bleg Edition - 1.53.903

SKU: Virtual-Pet-Dan-approved-with-powip-creature

Price (USD): variable

Description: Safe in the Fort Knox vaults for the last 5 decades, The Virtual Pet Dan (Bleg Edition) has been approved by the US Treasury for immediate release to the public.

Virtual product includes:

- cardboard box
- typeface (classic mismatched font for timeless appeal)
- stamp of your choosing* ("Approved" stamp pictured)
- integrated POWIP creature (as seen on this blog!)
- illegible WARNING message

Upgrades include virtual stuff with which to fill the box and actual meatspace goodwill!

Testimonials (from actual customers):

"...since purchasing the virtual box thing from Doug's place, my penis has grown 3 inches!" - Hal Jalikakik, AR

"I didn't believe getting that thing over at Don's place would get rid of my gout... but sure as bears shit in the woods, my Gout is gone. Thanks Don!" - Barb Ituitz, WI

"All I can say is 'POWIP, you've done it again'. I thought my marriage was done for." - Anon

"I couldn't believe what I found in my Pet Dan." - Fishman

"Hory Clap!" - Japanese Guy

"I would very much liking to tell you how mostly excellent this product has meant to me and my children." - Convenience Store Manager, CO

Friends - don't delay for another minute what you could do today or tomorrow or later. When you could just go ahead and purchase your very own Pet Dan today!

Suggested retail price is a lot. But we are selling them for a lot less. We've cut out the middleman/woman because we wanted to either pass the savings on to you or pocket the difference.

We are prepared to sell you your very own Pet Dan (complete with virtual product box in order that it seems like you are buying something that would need a box) for peanuts.

3 easy steps to owning your very own Pet Dan.

1. Hit Dan's tip jar and he'll send you a personalized auto-responder of gratitude (and those things ain't cheap either).

2. Right click on the image.

3. Save the image to your local machine.

4. Edit it at your leisure with your preferred image editing software.

It's that easy. No muss, no fuss.

And as an added bonus, we'll even throw in permission to reproduce and distribute your very own Pet Dan for FREE!