POWIP Piece of Work In Progress – Former Abode of Dan Collins

They said that if I voted for McCain, celebretards would seek refuge in Canada

And they were right!

Once again kooky couple Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have been brought to justice after being on the lam for their arrest last month on suspicion of illegally squatting at a home. After a judge issued $50,000 arrest warrant for their arrests, on a felony vandalism charge, the Quaids took off for Canada. Randy, 60, and Evi, 47, were eventually located and arrested in Vancouver, British Columbia, and jailed. According to the Vancouver Sun, at their first hearing Evi told a Canadian immigration adjudicator they should not be forced to return to the US, because eight of their friends, such as actors David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have been “murdered” under mysterious circumstances and she’s worried something will happen to her husband next.

Somebody's killing American celebretards! Bilderbergers! Illuminati imagery in National Lampoon's Vacation!

Shtick shamelessly stolen from Insty.

Previously on POWIP.

What do you think this is? The effing Taj Mahal?

To ensure fool-proof security, the President’s team has booked the entire the Taj Mahal Hotel, including 570 rooms, all banquets and restaurants. Since his security contingent and staff will comprise a huge number, 125 rooms at Taj President have also been booked, apart from 80 to 90 rooms each in Grand Hyatt and The Oberoi hotels. The NCPA, where the President is expected to meet representatives from the business community, has also been entirely booked.

The officer said, “Obama’s contingent is huge. There are two jumbo jets coming along with Air Force One, which will be flanked by security jets. There will be 30 to 40 secret service agents, who will arrive before him. The President’s convoy has 45 cars, including the Lincoln Continental in which the President travels.”

Since Obama will stay in a hotel that is on sea front, elaborate coastal security arrangements have been made by the US Navy in consonance with the Indian Navy and the Coast Guard. “There will be US naval ships, along with Indian vessels , patrolling the sea till about 330-km from the shore. This is to negate the possibility of a missile being fired from a distance,” the officer said.

And you thought the "optics" were bad for Mrs. Obama's visit to Marabella?

Hey, I know: let's make the Quaids members of Obama's security detail.

Let him eat his waffle, h8ers! He's buying shrimp, and he's already answered, like, eight questions.

Disambiguation: I am not this guy.

A construction worker from western Missouri is recovering today after he was flushed through more than a mile of sewer pipe yesterday morning.

Daniel Collins was working on the sewage system in the town of Raymore, outside Kansas City, when his safety line became unhooked and he was swept away by waste water flowing through the sewer.

As the Associated Press reports, Collins was pushed through more than a mile of 27-inch-wide sewer pipe for nearly 90 minutes. Workers checking manholes along the sewer line finally heard his calls for help around 10 a.m.

Collins was in and out of consciousness when rescued.

We are all this guy. So, you know, hang in there and Be the Wave.

Dan Collins

Dan Collins is a dude who blogs. He used to blog elsewhere. Now he blogs here.

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