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6Dec/103

Brett Favre’s IQ

Occasionally, I see those ads on websites stating that [celebrity name] has an IQ of [number>100] and challenging me to find out whether I'm smarter than [celebrity name]. A quick Google search reveals that Brett Favre's IQ is 103 or 104, or perhaps 114 or 124 or even 145. Oddly, it seems not to have dropped since the Jenn Sterger incident.

So far, I haven't sexed any photos of my junk to anyone who didn't solicit one. Maybe Brett's just more secure in his masculinity, but I also eschew Crocs.

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  1. This is all BS. How does anyone know Brett Farve’s IQ.

    I will say this, however, his QB IQ is friggin high, even if he is not playing all that great this year.

    Like many men, his penis IQ is low. But that is forgiveable because the penis diverts blood from the brain, causing a lack of judgment.

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  2. If you have issues with Farve’s IQ, you are not alone.

    Other than most of the offensive linemen, I’ve never felt the need to be challenged by the IQ of a football player. They don’t really display much of any, most days.

    (I say that as a rejected Collegiate Tight End, too. BTDT, and knew a couple of the Pros, back in the day. They aren’t the brightest lights in the string, usually.)

    Be that as it may….Most of the folks who succeed as athletes can subsume their intellect to the cause, and once the money and acclaim comes along, they lose about half of their IQ. If they aren’t too bright to start with, they wind up being Mikey Vick. If they are smart, they wind up being Bret Farve.

    Neither one is someone I’d want to be. YMMV, but I feel sorry for anyone who really envies them. Unless you envy the offensive linemen. I wish I’d have been large enough to stay at DE and/or OT in College like I was in H.S.

    Those guys usually get along pretty well in life.

    The rest of the team? Not so much.

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  3. Having watched BrittFarr in college at the University of Southern Mississippi, I can guarantee that his IQ does not exceed 100, by any stretch of the imagination.

    And Crocs rock the world, until it starts snowing. Which it is doing now.

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