I Say It’s My Birthday
It's my birthday, too, yeah.
I say it's my birthday.
I'm gonna have a good time.
I'm glad it's my birthday.
Happy birthday to me.
You know what would be a great gift? If you'd go leave a message of support for these people.
Thanks,
Dan
BTW, Malkin coming to Marquette U.
Just because I know that you all hunger for the minutia of my life, I'll tell you about how I was attacked by a wild animal last night.
The Daughter Girl and Wife summoned me from my computer, to investigate the squeaking sounds coming from underneath the kitchen cupboards. There, stuck to a glue trap, was a mole.
I took it outside, and unstuck it from the glue trap. It bit me twice in the process. I dropped it, and it got stuck to my shoe, until I shook it off.
I think I'm going to be okay, but if I die from mole poisoning, I want you to know the truth.
Among other things, today is also Something on a Stick Day. So, maybe I'll get lucky later on.
Mmmmmm . . . no.
Also, boobage! You'll notice that, with the notable exceptions of China and Ireland, penis length is strangely inversely proportional to boob size.
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March 28th, 2011 - 11:13
They hardly ever carry rabies. Isn’t that reassuring?
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March 28th, 2011 - 11:15
Moles et al are the reason Spitty McGitty is suffered to live after hacking up furballs on Michael’s new shirts. Perhaps you need a kitty?
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March 28th, 2011 - 11:35
No, I don’t think so. We have two. One kitty would go under the cupboards if he could. The glue trap was to get the ones that stay out of his way.
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March 28th, 2011 - 15:03
Happy birthday, Mr Collins!
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March 28th, 2011 - 21:36
Okay. Now I do feel old. ;-P
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March 28th, 2011 - 16:33
I hope you have a very happy birthday, Dan–one that reminds you of your many blessings!
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March 28th, 2011 - 21:37
Thanks, amigo. I do have a lot to be thankful for, it’s true.
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March 28th, 2011 - 19:08
Dan, my Lady Bug Lady (Exterminator Extrordinaire) put glue traps in the space under my tub. Access is thru a panel in the hallway linen closet. The cats LOVE getting in there, but I had it secured so they’d not get caught. I thought. Over the course of 3-4 weeks, BOTH of them gained access and needed rescue from the glue trap. Usually at 4am. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a LOOONG time!
Thankfully, whatever critter was hanging out there has moved to more comfortable quarters. Yay!
Something on a stick, eh? I vote for ice cream.
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March 28th, 2011 - 21:38
Thanks, KC. Wherever the mole is, I’m sure it’s less traumatizing than the glue.
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March 28th, 2011 - 19:36
happy birfday!
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March 28th, 2011 - 21:38
Thanks, bro.
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March 28th, 2011 - 23:30
I love birthdays. I wish I had one everyday. Happy birthday my friend. And at least you didn’t get bitten by a goose. That really sucks. Believe me, I know.
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March 28th, 2011 - 23:33
Happy Birthday Dan!
Despite the inauspicious episode with the mole, I have a feeling that this year is going to be a great one for you.
May God continue to bless you and your family, and shower his favor and graces upon you.
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March 29th, 2011 - 05:48
Thanks, buddy, much obliged.
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March 29th, 2011 - 06:29
Happy Birthday, Dan!
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March 29th, 2011 - 08:00
Thanks, Bingley!
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March 29th, 2011 - 09:26
Belated happy birthday! Sorry about the mole.
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March 29th, 2011 - 09:27
Thanks, Rebecca. I reckon I’ll survive.
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