Testy Weiner Grilled, Blows Vein

31May/116

Testy Weiner Grilled, Blows Vein

So, it was a hacker, then a staffer, then a person who wanted to prevent him from being able to focus on the important things.

What a liar.

All set luncheonette,
kitchenette to let
I bet to get hamburgerette again.

We met in a launderette and kissed beneath the air jet
No threat no sweat
Another one in the back of the net.

When I met Jeanette,
Substitute Ronette,
She said Will you remember?
Said I could never forget her
Au naturalette,
Her mom's a millionette
So we shared one last cigarette and swapped false addresses,
Jeanette,
Jeanette.

Dangerous
She's like damp dynamite
Oh boy, enjoy, have a nice night
Won't you promise to write me whenever you can
Make sure that you warn me if you're coming to Birmingham.

I met Jeanette
Substitute Ronette
She said Will you remember?
Said I could never forget her,
Jeanette
No no no I'll never forget you.

Touching your skin has proved one thing,
That love's still exciting.
We're getting there
We're nearly there
Just one final fling,
Pushing into a new love--steady deep and strong,
Steady on,
You know we shouldn't talk like this.

I met Jeanette
Substitute Ronette
She said Will you remember?
Said I could never forget you.
Au naturalette,
Her mom's a millionette
So we shared one last cigarette and swapped false addresses,
Jeanette

No no no I'll never forget you.
Jeanette
No no no I'll never forget you

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Adam Wells
May 31st, 2011 - 20:10

Time for the distraction meme.

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enoch_root
May 31st, 2011 - 20:38

what a POS – lying c***

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- Dan Collins
  May 31st, 2011 - 21:16
  
  Awesome. Then he can really go fuck himself.
  
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  - jefferson101
    May 31st, 2011 - 21:54
    
    Be it noted, and For the Record.
    
    It is a “distraction”. But it’s not an intended one on the Democrat Party’s part, and it is only an ephemeral one, to anyone who is paying attention to the fact that the “Debt Ceiling Cap” went down in flames in the House this afternoon.
    
    Oh, what a shame. I didn’t miss that, but the Democrat Party wants you to avoid noticing that they voted against it, too. Do you think their mad hack3rz sacrificed our man “Tumescent Tony” to that end?
    
    Would Barry do that?
    
    Hey. On further consideration, it may have, in fact been a hack by the Democrat Party. But then again, he’s that dumb, so it could go either way. We need to demand an investigation, I think.
    
    Heh.
    
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jefferson101
May 31st, 2011 - 21:18

The name is Dumass! That’d be “Mr. Congressman Dumazz”, to us.

If he’d have come clean up front? No problemo, other than between him and his wife.

“Hell yeah. I mess with the cute little girls’ heads. This would be a problem why? It’s not like I ever meet them in person or anything.”

But he didn’t do that thing. That may either mean that he has met them in person, or that his wife has him on a particularly short leash. (Probably alternative #2, but he’d never admit that.)

Heh. I want more popcorn!

This is getting way too good, particularly on a slow news weekend.

Go, Tumescent Tony, go!

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Danger
May 31st, 2011 - 23:33

Wow, CNN smells Democrat blood in the water and actually acts on it.

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