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19Jan/112

Global Warming Hard Sell Gone Wild!!

I'm reasonably certain the combination of several blunders from the Global Warming Half Naked Tribe, especially the UN's IPCC screw up of data and the drafty E-Mails from East Anglia's Climate Research Unit. Certainty the most recent low example was the result of the quirky climate meeting in Cancun. What was completely clear about this (beyond the description of the record cold temperatures) was the almost complete lack of scientific content about the warming-that-isn't-warming. Oh, no, they were much more focused on adding up the filthy lucre that wealthier countries need send to poorer countries, 100 billion dollars over 10 years, designed to make several dictators filthy rich ... um ... I mean ... give all of those countries the opportunity to back away from fossil fuels industries and just use the monies to improve their Middle Aged agriculture and toss a few pennies to the populous.

With the constant crying to media concerning their forced backtracking by industry Nazi's and ignorant yahoos, AGW hard cores have been scrambling to try and come up with important, weighty tomes to convince people that the Earth is deep frying to a crackly crunch (as opposed to the top of the environmental haters "baking to a delicate crunch.") This requires really big acts and really, really big sacrifices. Yawns have been spawned aplenty lately, especially the last month of creaming winter storms. Where are they to go and become interesting to people who actually listen and hear something tangible and logical? Who among them would be able to sensitively reach out to mankind and firmly showcase their talented and knowledgeable position on AGW?

Well ... not Dr. James Hansen. He has decided that the US, the bastion of bastards who heat rape momma Earth and laugh at his protests need to be punished, whipped publicly ... by China! In other words, over the edge and flapping his arms in national hatred ... of his own country compared to ... Communist China.

BJ Tex

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14Jan/115

COMING THIS SATURDAY!

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!

The Mother of all Haircuts!!!!!

Well boys and girls, you've had to read enough nose wrinkling and head tipping (whoops, that's me, sorry) heart concerning narratives about recovery and such and, well, everything is terrific so ... THE FIRST HAIRCUT IN FIVE MONTHS!!!

Yes, ladies and germs, I have made an appointment tomorrow with a classical and top of the line male cutters called Shaving Grace! One of the owners will be my snapper, which will also include a straight razor shave and facial treatment (lot's of really, really cool pre and post shave ointments, mmmmmm), ear cleaning (yea, baby!) and then ... the complicated haircut decision.

Here's the deal. I'm not in a position that many head cancer patients (and many, many other cancer patients) have to deal with. Because the Radiation shots were so focused I have a rather strange looking head. About 3/4's of my skull has longer, curly hair. The other quarter, mostly on the left temple, has shorter, grayer and thinner hair, including a partial, semi created thinning on parts of the left top skull region over the left temple. I looked at it closely and spent some time deeply thinking as to what I could do to balance out the follicles.

My conclusion? Not a freakin' clue!

Thus I called the top of the line male cutters and said I was turning over my head (OK, OK, my hair!) to them to suggest the first, decent haircut, completely convinced that it will require a double cut, the next one in 4-6 weeks. Whatever. This place has free tapped beer (which I cannot yet drink,) a beautiful antique pool table and big screens with sports. I trust these guys completely and will also give them the OK, if they are interested, in using my head as an advertising prospect, free of charge.

So sometime soon I will send over a delightful and sighing narrative as to CUTTING THE CANCER HAIR! Quite possibly it will end up as a Tennessee folk song in G Minor ...with a kick-assed acoustic guitar lead.

There have been some ... um ... interesting suggestions:

Dan Collins: "I'd say, layer it, and start experimenting with Grecian Formula." (Sorry, Dan. My insurance only allows a Moroccan Formula.)

g-man: "I’ll pay for the manicure and pedicure if you’d like!" (Well that's swell but no one will offer an eyeliner. *sigh*)

enoch_root: "You're not going to get a brazillian as well are you?" (Mozambican ... or Harry Potterism ... whichever is a good excuse for a lopsided look.)

More to come!!