Creative Edits

19Jul/112

It’s All About the Uncertainty, Stupid (I am talking to you, CNN)

Briefly saw mention of Steve Wynn's complete slamming of Obama's "handling" of the economy.

Came across this blog post at CNNMoney, written by Staff Reporter Charles Riley .

There is some of what I was looking for in there, such as quotes, etc... but there was also this incredibly daft couple of sentences:

Some business leaders have cited an uncertain regulatory atmosphere as a reason for the slow pace of hiring. But there are plenty of examples of individual companies -- like Google -- that are hiring at a breakneck pace.

I'll go slowly for Mr. Riley.

The use of the word "[S]ome" indicates something other than "the vast majority of"... do you people live in a vacuum?

On the other hand, there are "plenty" examples (according to Mr. Riley) of companies, like G!!ooggL!E!!ElEVenTY, hiring. And not just hiring, but hiring at a "breakneck pace".

Sorry, Mr. Reporter Guy, but a pathetic shill is no way to go through life.

They have a term for people who suck appendages for money.

Here, let me google that for you.

Pathetic.

Enoch_Root

AKA. Bobby Donn Brubaker (the most popular man in Mesa, AZ), the Umbrella of Terror, Jack Ketch.

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2Jun/111

The Bitch is Back

I know, I know... I Enoch_Root am a racist... or at least half-racist.

In other news: ugh.

Enoch_Root

AKA. Bobby Donn Brubaker (the most popular man in Mesa, AZ), the Umbrella of Terror, Jack Ketch.

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2Jun/114

Mr. Weiner’s Morningwood

It's a beautiful day on the intertubes,
A beautiful day for a boner,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It's a neighborly day for my morningwood,
A neighborly day for my weenie,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a coed just like you,
I think I'll send my stiffy over the twattertubes.

So let's make the most of this digital day,
Since I'm the sender, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Don't you be my wiener.

Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please don't you be my wiener.

Spoken: Hi digital wiener, I'm glad we're together again....

UPDATEx1 Deep Cut From Mr. Bingley

A new-found Beatles’ tune:

Long Island Wood

I followed a girl
And I should say
She followed me
She DM’d a thong
I sent her good
Long Island Wood

I took a suave photo:
A tent in my gray BVDs
But I clicked the wrong button
And gave it a public release

I stood on the steps
Feisty and stiff
Facing the Press
Attack, Attack! was my plan
And then I clashed
With Dana Bash

She kept asking that question
Unwilling to give me a pass
But I wouldn’t answer
And called her producer an “ass”

And when I awoke
I was alone
Huma had flown
So I Tweeted “friends”
Isn’t it good
Long Island Wood

Enoch_Root

AKA. Bobby Donn Brubaker (the most popular man in Mesa, AZ), the Umbrella of Terror, Jack Ketch.

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Filed under: Creative Edits, Ni Una Idea, Poetic Injustice 4 Comments

29Apr/1112

Proactively, for May day

I bring you some more of William Banzai7's creations

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And another one is a play off of a Soviet era poster

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Check out the entire group of artwork at the zerohedge link. There are some absolutely hilarious pieces where Ben Bernanke's picture is deftly inserted onto communist propaganda posters, and a particularly funny one of Hank Paulson's as Nikita Kruschev at the UN banging his shoe on the podium. And visit William's personal site as well. He has all kinds of goodies for sale so you can take his creations with you to go.

Also, speaking of May day and communism, check out Laura Ingraham interviewing Harry Alford, president and CEO of the National Black Chamber of Commerce. Dude! he unloads on Obama, calling him and his people "Marxists" and "fanatical", and says:

“Obama wanted the National Black Chamber to dance to his music and have blind allegiance to his crazy programs and agenda, which are totally anti-business. We are a pro-business organization. So we have to stand on the side of business, and the benefit of our members, which are black entrepreneurs.”

"They might as well put on the brown shirts and swastikas..."

But that’s not all. Alford also admitted he only voted for Obama “because he’s [Obama] black,” a move he now regrets.

“That is a lesson I will take to my grave,” he said solemnly, later saying Obama is “wrecking” the country and is “dangerous.”

Keep in mind that this is coming from a man who supported Obama in 2008. See the story with more quotations here. And listen to it at Real Clear Politics.

Rocketman

Tagged as: Communism, Crony capitalism, Fascism, May Day, Obama, POWIP art 12 Comments

9Mar/116

Making Out With Helen Thomas

Really? It appears the Muddle East is less desirable than Helen Thomas. At least to one voter. Ouch.

We should pull for Ms. Thomas. Me thinks. She probably looks better than Libya in a mankini.

Wish to participate in this poll? Click here.

UPDATEx1 - You people are sick....

UPDATEx2 - Sanity Restored? Appears as if Hot Poker in the Eye Socket is about to take the lead.

Wagers welcome.

UPDATEx3 - It's a 3-way tie. With Ms. Thomas, as you can see, losing out to Getting Hit by a Bus.

Enoch_Root

AKA. Bobby Donn Brubaker (the most popular man in Mesa, AZ), the Umbrella of Terror, Jack Ketch.

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15Dec/1012

Hard-Hitting Rotten Luck

Going Postal Never Felt So Good

A Wisconsin postal carrier delivering the mail in the nude who simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his mail rounds on Milwaukee's northside was killed Tuesday when he was struck by a refrigerator thrown from the building, a Milwaukee police spokeswoman said.

A police report says the man told the woman he would deliver the mail to her office in Whitefish Bay completely naked to make her laugh. The woman dared him to do it, so he reportedly took the dare Dec. 4 and brought the mail wearing only a smile. Initial reports indicated the victim apparently stepped into the path of the refrigerator as it fell from a fourth-floor porch to the ground, where the man was struck.

Nakedness! and Refrigerators!

Going Postile

I'm gettin' mail, and when I come back to you I'm goin' postile
Well, I'm gonna find a chick who's down, see how it feels goin' postile
I'm buck naked

I can strip down to my suit, I can make it super lewd goin' postile
I can stop in any place, invitin' postal union creeps, goin' postile
I'm buck naked!

Out in the woods or in the city
It's all the same to me
When I'm drivin' free the world's my home
When I'm postile
Hee-hoo, beep beep

Play the tape machine, making toast and tea when I'm postile
Well, I can lay in bed with only highway ahead when I'm mobile
Keep me movin'

Keep me movin', over fifty
Keep me groovin', just a hippy gypsy
Come on, move now, naked
I'm buck naked, yeah

Enoch_Root

AKA. Bobby Donn Brubaker (the most popular man in Mesa, AZ), the Umbrella of Terror, Jack Ketch.

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Filed under: Creative Edits, Poetic Injustice, Tavis Smiley & Company, Too Lazy to Categorize 12 Comments

9Nov/107

Everything’s Coming Up… Peachy

Enoch_Root

AKA. Bobby Donn Brubaker (the most popular man in Mesa, AZ), the Umbrella of Terror, Jack Ketch.

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24Sep/101

An Vote In Support of Those Who Are Against People Against Masturbation

If Ya Think I'm Sexy

If I Think I Sexy

(Rod Stewart / Carmine Appice)

Sugar, sugar

I sit alone waiting for suggestions
I'm so nervous avoiding all my questions
My lips are dry, my heart is gently pounding
Don't I just know exactly what I'm thinking

Eat Your Heart Out, Self!

If I want my body and I think I'm sexy
come on Enoch let me know.
If I really need me I'll reach out and touch me
come on Enoch tell me so
Tell me so Enoch!

I'm acting shy looking for an answer
Come on Enoch let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before I go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
I catch a cab to my high rise apartment
At last I can tell her exactly what my heart meant

If I want my body and I think I'm sexy
come on Enoch let me know.
If I really need me I'll reach out and touch me
come on Enoch tell me so

My heart's beating like a drum
'cos at last I've got myself home
Relax Enoch now I'm are alone

I wake at dawn 'cos all the birds are singing
Less than a stranger but that ain't what I'm thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
I've got my Enoch neither me's complaining
I say's I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee
Never mind Enoch we can watch the early movie

If I want my body and I think I'm sexy
come on Enoch let me know.
If I really need me I'll reach out and touch me
come on Enoch tell me so
Tell me so Enoch

If I really need me I'll reach out and touch me
come on Enoch let me know
If I really, really, really, really need me
I'll let me know
I'll reach out and touch me
If I really want me
I'll reach out and touch me
come on Enoch let me know
If I really need me I'll reach out and touch me
come on Enoch let me know
If I, if I, if I really need me
just come on and tell me so

Sexy