Cruising Craigslist w Kill Truck

30Jul/103

Today on craigslist: the weirdest mixer ever

How dumb. Lonely do-gooders sign up to do volunteer work and to try get some from the other volunteers. I guess. I don't really know what else to say.

From craigslist New York:

Help Someone, Meet Someone: We help good people meet good people while doing good things

At Singles for Service we believe that to build a successful relationship with someone you need to get to know the real them, and they need to get to know the real you. There is no better way to do that then by working with someone side by side to help the community. You don’t have to worry about what you’re going to wear, where you’re going to go, or who is going to pay. You can just be yourself. Our events create a positive atmosphere that brings out the best in people and helps to break the ice.

Kill Truck

KillTruck is a wife, mother, blogger and native midwesterner now living in Eastern Washington state. She writes about politics, pop culture, parenting, wifing and a few other subjects she has no authority to write about. She has macabre fascinations with prostitution and/or cannibalism. In her free time she enjoys eating and/or drinking her feelings, liveblogging Lifetime movies, thinking about Scott Brown and mocking things she doesn’t understand.

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29Jul/106

Today on craigslist: A bus fit for a cowardly world leader

In honor of President Obama's misguided appearance on The View I thought we'd check out what's for sale in our Dear Leader's "home state" ;o ;o ;o of Hawaii. You guys, I think I found THE bus. What an ideal place to unwind while still making sure your dead grandma, domestic terrorist/mentor, clergy and former employees stay WHERE THEY BELONG. Great for those working vacations too.

1999 CRYSTAL LIMO BUS. READY TO MAKE MONEY GREAT FOR TOURS /WEDDINGS/ PROMS/CONCERTS/HANA TRIPS/FISHING TRIPS/ NIGHT OUTS/AIRPORTS/GOLF OUTINGS/ RENTS FROM $75.00 PER HOUR TO $200.00 PER HOUR BE YOUR OWN BOSS.HOLDS 14-16 PASSENGERS. CAN BRING IN $1000.00 IN ONE DAY. GREAT JOB MEET NEW PEOPLE EVERY DAY.

Location: LAHAINA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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28Jul/103

Today on craigslist: Got any old porn?

Craiglist is so vast it's hard to know where to begin, so I'm just picking cities I associate with my favorite twitter follows. Today we go international to @RightGirl's (freelance writer Wendy Sullivan) hometown of Toronto. That's in Canada.

Run out of gold? This guy'll give you cash for old porn. Apparently, you can bring them into this fine retail establishment to exchange for boring old cash OR new used porn which you can enjoy in their private viewing rooms! I don't see why you'd really ever have to leave this place.

Well, at least until the cholera takes hold.