Behold: The Unholy Family & the Meatitudes

The Meatitudes
Blessed are the poor of possession: for theirs is the kingdom of earth.
Blessed are the relativists: for they shall possess the State.
Blessed are they who govern: for they know best.
Blessed are they that hunger and thirst for things: for they shall have their fill.
Blessed are the compliant: for they shall obtain preference.
Blessed are the indifferent of heart: for they shall see Ba'al.
Blessed are the interlopers: for they shall be called the children of Ba'al.
Blessed are they that suffer persecution for Ba'al's sake, for theirs is the kingdom of Ba'al.
Cripples and Bedroom Slippers… and the Vanishing G
Can't imagine a Conservative or White Person ever getting away with such things... but then, he slices, dices, and walks on water.

If Barry is the best that Satan can do, I’ve been profoundly overestimating him for these many years.
Entirely inspired by perhaps the best POWIP comment of 2011 (Jefferson101)

I Seem to Have Missed the Newspeak Memo – also BOOOOOBS
Also.... the following is are a bit much for me... but as a display of solidarity... with the Germans Japanese

Harumi Nemoto's Generosity - for some reason reminds me of Oktoberfest
Other models made in Japan
Making Out With Helen Thomas

Really? It appears the Muddle East is less desirable than Helen Thomas. At least to one voter. Ouch.
We should pull for Ms. Thomas. Me thinks. She probably looks better than Libya in a mankini.
Wish to participate in this poll? Click here.
UPDATEx1 - You people are sick....

UPDATEx2 - Sanity Restored? Appears as if Hot Poker in the Eye Socket is about to take the lead.

Wagers welcome.
UPDATEx3 - It's a 3-way tie. With Ms. Thomas, as you can see, losing out to Getting Hit by a Bus.

BeefCake Friday 2011 Vol. III
My friend Connie send me OODLES of Alex O'Loughlin pics and since no one else saw fit to request a BeefCake......Connie wins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxPanG8J9I8
It appears YouTube was unhappy with my choice of songs and has blocked the video worldwide...so 4 hours of work down the tubes. SWIDT?
sorry. No beefcake this week, don't have time to do another.
BeefCake Friday 2011 Vol. II
Now, I know...it's Eric Balfour again..but before you get all...."Dede pick another man"...I learned to do something new and whenever I do that, I always try it out on Eric first because I already have pics and video on my machine and don't have to spend an hour hunting and downloading.
So....here we go, my first attempt at video clipping. It took me all day and it isn't as perfect as I'd like...but I'm damn proud of it. :)
cross posted at the fangirl blog
Sheriff Dupnik-Inspired “Art” – with Sub-titles

Deflective Mirror

Context & National Dialog
BeefCake Weekend 2011Vol.1
Youtube refused to upload the video for hours...don't know why, but it's up now.
sooooooo here ya go!! :)
Note: This was supposed to be football players but SOMEBODY told me they would be too controversial and so you got Alex, thanks to my friend Connie.
Sylvester McMonkey McBean’s Time Machine
Steamy!!!!!!!!!!! Mmmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmm.
That is all.
Carry on.






