jerry wilson « POWIP

27Jul/108

Today on craigslist: Hey there stranger, let’s go camping

This could be you Jerry Wilson!

A mature, hetero man from the San Francisco Bay area is looking for 3 complete strangers with $300 a piece to go freaking Yosemite National Park with him. He's not just taking first come first serve. He's briefly meeting all the applicants and will pick the three that are the "best fit" (for his steamer trunk).

UPDATE by Dan: With no connection, expressed or implied, to Jerry Wilson:

Further, Li knew or ought to have known that "parading around with the decapitated head and showing off the decapitated head, the cutting off of Tim McLean's nose, ears, tongue, the cannibalizing of Tim McLean's eyes and heart in plain view of the plaintiff would cause nervous shock and post-traumatic stress disorder," the documents says.

That's, like, metacrazy.

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KillTruck is a wife, mother, blogger and native midwesterner now living in Eastern Washington state. She writes about politics, pop culture, parenting, wifing and a few other subjects she has no authority to write about. She has macabre fascinations with prostitution and/or cannibalism. In her free time she enjoys eating and/or drinking her feelings, liveblogging Lifetime movies, thinking about Scott Brown and mocking things she doesn’t understand.

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