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The Oprah is doing a full on, in depth Christmas special on The One tomorrow night.

First of all, I'm shocked they actually call it a "Christmas special." I can't wait to see how many intolerant Christmas-bashing  libs get mad about that.

And second, I thought it would be funny to make a list of all the horrible stuff I'd rather endure than actually sit and watch it.  So here they are in no particular order, and please feel free to add your own!

Things I'd rather do than watch Christmas at the Whitehouse:

• I'd rather pluck Henry Waxman's nose hairs
• I'd rather watch Pelosi get botoxicated
• I'd rather do publicity for Tiger Woods
• I'd rather let our safe school czar teach me about sex
• I'd rather quote poetry with Algore
• I'd rather pose for PETA in the buff
• Hell, I'd even rather sit and watch 10 whole hours of Keith Olbermann or Rachel Maddow

You get the picture. Needless to say, Sunday night, I will NOT be watching the two terrible O's celebrate Christmas. I've got a lot going on. What about you?

-Hannaloves27

Johanna

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