Star Wackers « POWIP

1Nov/105

In ABC Interview, Quaids Lay Out Chilling Evidence for ‘Star Wacker’

The couple have accused a mysterious Hollywood cult they call the "Star Whackers" of attempting to kill them for their money. They also attribute the deaths of celebrities such as Heath Ledger, David Carradine and Chris Penn to the "Star Whackers" and said the listed causes of death -- drug overdose for Ledger and accidental asphyxiation for Carradine -- were "flat out fraud."

"They follow us, they tail us," Randy Quaid said. "They tag our cell phone they hack our computer."

Evi Quaid, 47, said their likely assassins would be "an estate planner who would make a living trust and a county that could cash randy's royalty stream forever."

"I feel like Uma Thurman buried in a coffin," she said. "I genuinely feel these people are trying to kill us."

Randy Quaid said they've jeopardized his relationship with his younger brother, actor Dennis Quaid, who has asked his brother to seek therapy.

"It's been a little tense the past few years but I love my brother very much. We're worried about him," Randy Quaid said. "He's being victimized by the same people."

Evi Quaid said they've tried to warn the younger Quaid brother, but to no avail.

"Dennis is now on a treadmill of making movies that are garbage and it's unfortunate because he's talented," she said.

Also in danger, according to the Quaids, are troubled celebrities like Mel Gibson, Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears.

Twinkle, twinkle, Little Star . . . someone knows just where you are.

Soon to be a Fox series.

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23Oct/108

Hollywood Star Wackers

I know Dan already brought up the Quaids, but that phrase deserves its own headline. And yet another part of my childhood has died.

At least I'll always have Russell Casse and Eddie Johnson.

Living life at 84 mph and 7000 feet. All I ask is that you don't block traffic, act like a professional, and don't act all surprised when your actions have consequences. Oh, and don't complain about the refs; trust me, they don't care if your team wins or not.

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23Oct/108

They said that if I voted for McCain, celebretards would seek refuge in Canada

And they were right!

Once again kooky couple Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have been brought to justice after being on the lam for their arrest last month on suspicion of illegally squatting at a home. After a judge issued $50,000 arrest warrant for their arrests, on a felony vandalism charge, the Quaids took off for Canada. Randy, 60, and Evi, 47, were eventually located and arrested in Vancouver, British Columbia, and jailed. According to the Vancouver Sun, at their first hearing Evi told a Canadian immigration adjudicator they should not be forced to return to the US, because eight of their friends, such as actors David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have been “murdered” under mysterious circumstances and she’s worried something will happen to her husband next.

Somebody's killing American celebretards! Bilderbergers! Illuminati imagery in National Lampoon's Vacation!

Are They Hobos?

Make your own poll

Shtick shamelessly stolen from Insty .

Previously on POWIP.

What do you think this is? The effing Taj Mahal?

To ensure fool-proof security, the President’s team has booked the entire the Taj Mahal Hotel, including 570 rooms, all banquets and restaurants. Since his security contingent and staff will comprise a huge number, 125 rooms at Taj President have also been booked, apart from 80 to 90 rooms each in Grand Hyatt and The Oberoi hotels. The NCPA, where the President is expected to meet representatives from the business community, has also been entirely booked.

The officer said, “Obama’s contingent is huge. There are two jumbo jets coming along with Air Force One, which will be flanked by security jets. There will be 30 to 40 secret service agents, who will arrive before him. The President’s convoy has 45 cars, including the Lincoln Continental in which the President travels.”

Since Obama will stay in a hotel that is on sea front, elaborate coastal security arrangements have been made by the US Navy in consonance with the Indian Navy and the Coast Guard. “There will be US naval ships, along with Indian vessels , patrolling the sea till about 330-km from the shore. This is to negate the possibility of a missile being fired from a distance,” the officer said.

And you thought the "optics" were bad for Mrs. Obama's visit to Marabella?

Hey, I know: let's make the Quaids members of Obama's security detail.

Let him eat his waffle, h8ers! He's buying shrimp, and he's already answered, like, eight questions.

Disambiguation: I am not this guy.

A construction worker from western Missouri is recovering today after he was flushed through more than a mile of sewer pipe yesterday morning.

Daniel Collins was working on the sewage system in the town of Raymore, outside Kansas City, when his safety line became unhooked and he was swept away by waste water flowing through the sewer.

As the Associated Press reports, Collins was pushed through more than a mile of 27-inch-wide sewer pipe for nearly 90 minutes. Workers checking manholes along the sewer line finally heard his calls for help around 10 a.m.

Collins was in and out of consciousness when rescued.

We are all this guy. So, you know, hang in there and Be the Wave.