POWIP Piece of Work In Progress

Cruising craigslist with KillTruck

When I'm not mocking politics and/or pop culture I'm watching true crime shows.  When I'm not watching true crime shows I'm watching the Lifetime Movie Network (aka proof Jesus loves me).  When I'm not doing any of that stuff I'm working on un-HGTVing my mid-century modern house, which leads to cruising craigslist daily.  I've been tweeting my most bizarre finds, and Dan suggested doing a "best of craigslist" series for POWIP.  He's the boss.  I think it's only fitting, and American, to start our voyage where the free market goes to die, Washington DC.

(We know this one involves Jim Treacher.  The only question is whether he's the poster or the replier.)Missed connections - Wow!!! I mean wow! I don't think I've seen anyone as gorgeous as you ever. You got on at Chinatown and got off at union station this morning around 8:40. I wanted to say something to you but I looked like a bum this morning in my t-shirt. Hopefully I'll see you tonight or hear from you on here, I'd love to get a drink or something.

Services, therapeutic

Day of SPA Get your Free Manicure or Free body scrub when you book an hour of full body massage, $69
Add $20 for Pedicure, Only for Early bird before 2 pm everyday
Call xxx-xxx-xxxx, Be ready for the day.
Off New xxxxxxxx Ave, Behind Shell Gas Station,
Wax/ Laser Hair Removal / Weight Loss / Body Scrub/ Body Rub
Outcall Service Availble . 2 therapists $199 for An Hour, + tip (not that tip, Al)�
Normal Price 2 hand: $ 80 + tip ,
4 Hands $199, in house, Out call, $299 ,
Special offer is good until the mid Aug.

Business(2 birds, 1 stone congressional Dems!)

FRANCHISED PACKAGING AND SHIPPING STORE IN ALEXANDRIA WITH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, FAX , COPY , NOTARY AND
MAILBOXES SERVICES AND ALSO CUSTOM PACKAGING AND FOAM IN PLACE ETC. AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE SALE. CALL:
# xxx-xxx-xxxx AND ASK FOR SURESH. THANKS ANY REASONABLE OFFER WILL BE CONSIDERED. OWNER DESPERATE TO SELL TO MOVE OUT OF STATE AND OWNER FINANCING MAY BE AVAILABLE.

Free - battery chargers for hobbies. If interested, please reply to posting.(I don't even wanna know.  OK, I do.  I think.  Maybe.  Ew.)

Rock a bye Rahm. Delta Luv Martinique Toddler Bed. This is a dropside crib that converts into a toddler bed. We are giving this away as a a toddler bed. It also converts into a full-size headboard/footboard...

Kill Truck

KillTruck is a wife, mother, blogger and native midwesterner now living in Eastern Washington state. She writes about politics, pop culture, parenting, wifing and a few other subjects she has no authority to write about. She has macabre fascinations with prostitution and/or cannibalism. In her free time she enjoys eating and/or drinking her feelings, liveblogging Lifetime movies, thinking about Scott Brown and mocking things she doesn’t understand.

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